Bey and Jay Concert Review

my ON THE RUN Jay & Bey concert review: First off remember this. My very first concert experience was Janet Jackson. And if you guys have seen Janet perform live you know that bitch dances, does a thousand costume changes and has sets like no other. Not many can come close to Janet. the only rivals I ever thought she had was Usher and Beyonce as far as stage show.

Getting straight to the point. The show inspired me but I definitely was not blown away. For one, I thought Bey may have been a little tired. Exhausted. I have seen her give it in a live award show, but I can’t say I thought she gave it in this 2 hour fest. Les Twins gave the type of energy I wanted to see her give. I know she’s dancing and singing and all, but uhm…i don’t care.

I am never a fan of Bey’s costumes. To me they lack flare and she needs to take a page out of MIley’s book and learn how to bling out her shit. I need to invite her toa burlesque show because to me her costumes are always missing that IT factor. And it’s sad because some of my fav’s like Muegler make her stuff and I just can’t understand wtf is wrong. She hardly ever looks good in anything to me. Particularly in the last few years or so now that she is so tiny as fuck.

She is so little and fit that none of her body parts move. that bitch is 100% muscle. I must say I am incredibly envious of the cleft in her inner thighs. that shows me that bitch works hard at her body. that’s that i get up at 4am everyday and work out for 2 hours type of fit. And twice on wknds and holidays.

Anyway, I’ve seen her blow me away in her music videos. I didn’t see enough color. But I get it, the blandness was a part of that ridiculous ‘on the run’ theme. who dafuq came up with that bullshit anyway? Personally the trip to the venue with Azriel Wallace was more thrilling.

But it was fun. Both Jay and Bey had presence. I stood up for some of the songs because of course, HITS. They’re lighting design was on point. Would I have loved to see one or 2 guest performers hit the stage? HELLZ YEAH! Sean Paul? Lauren (when Bey sung ex factor) would have been one hell of a surprise. Kanye for niggas in Paris..the ideas on making that shit a more spectacular blow out are endless.

I mean Bey is no Britney. the bitch is not just standing there or running across the stage just swinging her arms like my girl brit brit. But she is also no Janet Jackson by any stretch of the imagination. Sorry Bey I love you to death but I am still waiting to see who can rival Janet in terms of straight showmanship and set design in a stage show. Dita needs to be a consultant on Bey’s next endeavor.

Jay was just Jay. Old as hell in the face, but what planet do we live on that we don’t age right? The crowd loved him. I would have loved to hear him do Nigga Shit ya draws and hear Biggie’s voice come over the system. Come on son! you could have done that! He didn’t do the song btw.

Overall the shit was fun. And I would go see it again because, Beyonce bitch, whatchu think. But will you be blown away?? Likely NOT. Oh and btw I was a little salty because I was expecting to be much closer to the stage and i wasnt’. I was pissed that I was nowhere near her. I wanted to touch the bitch!! I wanted to wipe the sweat off her vagina. And I couldn’t. btw I liked when she grabbed her crotch. And btw Bey is a funny looking bitch from the profile view LOL. But she’s still Bey, so all hail the king bitch!

Jesus works in mysterious ways! Yesterday I was all like I’m not checking the mailbox ain’t like a check is there for me. At the end of the day I checked it and there was a check in it from this. TOTALLY FORGOT! Boom! My $6.67 share!  WERK BITCH! I mean Jesus. I mean God.

Jesus works in mysterious ways! Yesterday I was all like I’m not checking the mailbox ain’t like a check is there for me. At the end of the day I checked it and there was a check in it from this. TOTALLY FORGOT! Boom! My $6.67 share! WERK BITCH! I mean Jesus. I mean God.